How to Tell if Your Food Is Organic – Check For Interlopers

My friend Doug here came for a visit via a bag of Swiss chard from Kind Organics. He (no, I have no idea if it was a “he” or not) was imitating a gob of mud when I first encountered him, but unlike mud, he wouldn’t squish. He had a fine time scooting along my fingers until I felt it was time to part ways and provided him with a burial at sea. Because while slugs are rather fascinating in a creepy kind of way, they don’t really make good pets.