No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Sweet little baby Jesus who I do not believe in, please, if you really exist, make this stop.
Unless, you know, it’s like that Billy Idol Christmas album where he obviously recorded it drunk and messed up all the words. In that case, we could give it one listen, just for shits and giggles. But otherwise, no.
And what happened to Newton-John’s face?
You’re looking at that picture and your problem is with HER face?
Never mind her face, what happened to *his* hair?
He looks worse than a Ken doll with plastic-formed hair… Maybe a G.I. Joe doll where the scalp was painted as an afterthought.